Sunday, 26 May 2013

Idiot, Tests and Summoned Beasts- (Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu)

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Hey I've never reviewed an Ecchi before so hey lets dive into the Japanese humor and see what this anime is about.

Created by Kenji Inoue, the show centers around a boy (no surprise there) named Akihisa Yoshii  known in the entire school as the idiot. He attends Fumizuki Academy, were the staff hates you and still believe in segregation. They divide the studens in classes on the entrance test scores class A-F or class E if you got in by sports. 

They have the most advanced computer system where they can 'Summon Beasts' or little avatars and they fight class vs class and can get cool stuff from other classes like desks or chairs or cappuccino machines.

The op created by Natsuko Aso is slowly paced and enjoyable and introduces all the characters in a weird calm acid trip 

         

With only thirteen eps it's funny and entertains and is watchable the subbed is what I would recommend  to watch instead of the dubbed though some of the VA's are good if you are curious go and watch it dubbed.

Final analysis: Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu is a good anime the animation is flowing while the art and backgrounds are ok, the characters will have in depth while some just stay the same and our sub characters do get some form of reckoning but minor till the next season Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu Ni, where they do give insight into our characters but they don't dissolve on the comedy though the ecchi if you can call it  that are minor and they focus more on comedy so enjoy the show watch the second season if you enjoy it. If I am out of the angry mood and wondering why I didn't post this yesterday I was at a party and I came home late. 


I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin: fuck i'm tired so pick one 

      

Saturday, 18 May 2013

My Teenage RomCom SNAFU- (Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru)




This is so epic that... i have to do it again

An actual show where they make the characters 3-D and pay attention to mock a genre that a million or billion teens, tweens, and break-up victims will be jerking off to.

The whole story is basically a romance comedy but is also mocking the basic idea by throwing in as much possibilities for sooooooo much porn and fan-fics. Well it's about an antisocial high school student named Hikigaya Hachiman with a distorted view on life and no friends or girlfriend.When he sees his classmates talking excitedly about living adolescent lives he mutters, There a bunch of liars. When he is asked about his future dreams, he responds, Not working. A teacher gets (or forces) Hachiman to join the volunteer service club, which happens to have the school's sexeiest girl, Yukinoshita Yukino. 


Have you noticed the bad pattern yet no well...sorry retard. 

Anyway the show is just ok, I mean it's nothing to get over excited but the show really start off with a poem (sort of)  a verry, verry, depressing but intellectual poem that I verry much enjoyed.
His sensei (teacher) punching him in the face, two hot girls  (one who is too socially active/ one who is really smarter than him), a guy with a mental deficiency, a guy who from first look is a girl, a bitch and her followers (who have small to no personality). 

Wow I feel that i'm making fun of the good anime, well here are the goods to it 
the opening(op)  Yukitoki performed by Nagi Yanagi is calm good wholesome and really accents the show 

Have you noticed it yet... no, worthless

FINAL ANALYSIS: Well the animation is well placed but this show would care less it's the dialog that you have to listen for or read whatever you do during anime IDK IDC. The romance is done to mock the romantic genre by actually pointing out the problems but you just can't help but get invested, the soundtracks for this is great, the calm relaxing tone then the hyping up to start the show from the last cliffhanger oh, the cliffhangers are so suspenseful almost as close to the suspense from school days. Yeah  SCHOOL DAYS I'm being serious here that show ended with a fuckin beheading. I cant wait for the new episode (ep) to arrive already 

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin: I'M BATMAN

P.S. the names of the characters rhyme with each other anyway *transformer noise* I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN              

Friday, 10 May 2013

PREDICTING THE FUTURE- TURBO




From the creators of the BEST FUCKING MOVIES!!!!! And funded by the BEST FUCKING STUDIO, IS TURBO. Why in gods name is this move being created, this was made with two best movie directors fucking KUNG-FU PANDA AND SWEET LOVING MADAGASCAR.
From what I can gather a SNAIL A FUCKING SNAIL is transfused with nitros and is captured by    worthless character man, and he goes to race.   

    That one clip related to nothing I'm saying sums up every single thing that I hate about the concept GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE.

IT'S EXACTLY LIKE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES.
When this comes out I will update this shit storm with what I think of this 


I'm that ANGRY guy in the shades saying:  SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON  

Friday, 3 May 2013

HOTD- HIGH SCHOOL OF THE DEAD



Um... it's fine. well not really fine I find it, kinda, sorta, like a.  
 No I don't hate it, well I do but I like it. For those of you who have know idea what i'm talking about

TIME FOR AN EXPLANATION
The show centers around a group of teenagers trying to survive WWZ(World War Zombie). This group is made up of our main characters Takashi Komuro, Rei Miyamoto, Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi, Kohta Hirano, Shizuka Marikawa, and Alice Maresato. 

So an anime about the end of the world and b00bs. Mostly boobs   


The manga and anime series Highschool of the Dead features a diverse range of characters designed by Shōji Satō with their storyline written by Daisuke Satō. The manga is an interesting read but y'all just gonna watch the anime after this. The whole concept of this is a bunch of teens and one adult (not trying to spoil it for anyone) if you can call her an adult
  (\ 0o0 /)  OK forget that statement 

The opening theme composed and performed by Kishida Kyoudan and the Akeboshi Rockets. while 
 
The ending and action song sequences are fine but don't match the scene right   
You just can't say that was ok and the op would automatically get you a hard on. But every time I watch this show sometimes I just can't stop snickering when the show wants to get serious, but feel something when there are heart warming effort placed even when the dialog sounds like a spork in a garbage disposal while a woman giving birth to triplets in the same room. 

Now the real problem the BOOBS 
        
(I don't know how the street fighter 2 theme got in but it kinda works) but this is the entire show play-dough silly-putty breast, panty shots and lolita  AIN'T THE JAPS GREAT :) 

Here's my analysis:
 The show is fine but you would care less cuz all you'd care about is the pantys boobs and boobs, The animation is ok it flows with moderate tempo the slow mo shots are done cartoonishly right, an OVA was done called "Drifters of the dead" they were trying for the second season and there is word of one but its a far away project hopefully for the summer of a 14 year old boy who discovers this show you can bet that his room will be repainted white that summer

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades saying: OMG FEMINISIOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!