KILL la KILL (KIRU ra KIRU)

LET ME TELL YOU TWO THINGS:

ONE: I'm back reviewing all the new animes

TWO:

Kill la kill is a new original anime created by Hiroyuki Imaishi and Kazuki Nakashima who both worked on Gurren Lagann and honestly it's the BEST. Twelve episodes are out now but twelve is enough for you to get mind blown by it.   PLOT SUMMARY

Kill la kill follows Ryuko Matoi a girl with a bad-ass attitude, who transfers to Honnouji Acadamy (Honnōji Gakuen)  where they make goku uniforms under the iron fist of the student council president Satsuki Kiryuin. Ryuko is there to find her father's kill la killer 

 

who killed him with half of a large blood red scissors armed with only that and a memory of a lady holding the other half. After a devastating fight she was lead back to her father house till she fell into a secret hole and meet with Senketsu a sailor's uniform who can battle goku uniforms now with this new found strength she must fight all the student's clubs to reach Satsuki.

Finally something fresh, something I cannot reference an anime to. Not even a magna, yes this is pure originality, totally fresh and there have been talks of a magna to come out but who cares this is so...SO...

 

The art style is amazing and quick there are parts that look dark and gritty and when its happy its oddy creepy.There tone for the world there trying to convey is that of distopian world, and there is little to no music which accents the art and animation speed and the op OH..MY..GOD THE OPENING. 

This show is deserving of praise and time so far only twelve episodes are available but its better  than nothing

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin: HAM

PREDICTING THE FUTURE- MUPPETS MOST WANTED

I'm sooooooo happy and SO FUCKING ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE BLOW TO MY CHILDHOOD, I......I just...

OK, OK, (breaths in slowly)

Allright, of November 14, 2011 The Muppets a re-boot movie introducing the muppets to a new generation and giving the greatest sense of nostalgia to fans who grew up with the Muppets. When it came out, people flocked to the theaters, stars jumped to this movie either a role or a cameo it was a muppets film and they loved it.

Now this re-boot, we all thought was the last muppets movie. Now there are two things about this movie that stand out, 1

The first movie was FINE YOU CRAZY MUPPET FANS, WHO WERE KICKING AND SCREAMING FOR A SEQUEL YOU GOT IT, YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU GOT IT.

2. It's a FUCKING MUPPETS MOVIE EVEN IF ITS SHIT, IT'S STILL A MUPPET'S MOVIE.

This is That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin: (cough, cough) BULLSHIT!!!! 

HIGH SCHOOL DXD- (HAISUKURU DI DI)

What the hell can I say, IT'S MUDA FUCKIN HIGH SCHOOL DXD !!!!

This is the reaction I had the first time i watched this

This is my reaction now

That's how impressive this show is. I love it, not only for the comedy, not only for the MASSIVE MASSIVE TITS, but for the plot. What's the plot well.

Issei Hyodo, a dim witted perverted high school kid who was killed by a girl he went on one date with and is revived by a devil who goes to his school named Riasu.

Now here's the problem its a used love story idk how many animes have this type of scenario but I'm sure they were all terrible all except for one, this one.

Yes, high school dxd is good in fact its great. Created by Ichiei Ishibumi its amazing the plot while used is executed so perfectly even the starting while boring is good buliding our characters and providing a strong backstory.

The op is awesome just friggin awesome performed by Larval stage planning called Trip -Innocent of D is rock hard pure awesomeness.

I love this anime and...I just love this I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin:  WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!! 

PREDICTING THE FUTURE- HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

NERDGASM, this is the move to see it's just so...just soooooo

 

I want this movie out now! No wait, no plot even all I want is the flight scenes and that FUCKING EPIC FLIGHTSUIT. This is the biggest idea ever this was good the first time the explosions, and the flight scenes and the shear scope of the world. That was dreamworks and the, the god this is sooooooooo good I..I have to do this           

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin:  PUPPY POWER!!!!!!!!! 

Demon Lord And Hero (Maoyuu Maou Yuusha)

This is not an anime, this is 

 FUCKIN HISTORIC ARRRRRRRRRRRRT

An anime that touches on the theory of economic downfall and how during the knight era how introducing something so trivial that it can affect the entire worlds religious belief. But you wanna know about it so here

A war is between Humans and Demons (FINALLY A SHOW GOING BACK TO BACIC IDEAS), and the humans only warrior The Hero (NO THIS IS THE ACTUAL NAME NO ORIGINALITY JUST HERO) has to journey to the demon lords castle to defeat him (OH I'M SORRY HER) yes the demon lord is a woman and he has to kill him (oh sorry again,her).

 And just as he meets the demon lord (oh sorry again queen), she want's him to form an alliance, 

This was the turning point for the show altogether the idea, no the mention of this concept to me was,... it..it was (GRRRRRR)

THE REST IS JUST GREAT JUST FUCKIN GREAT 

THE OP, THIS IS SOOOOOO NICE IT SETS THE TONE FOR THE SHOW WHICH IS THE FRICKING 16TH CENTURY OR SO THE YEAR XX PRETTY MUCH 

   

   

 "Headwinds", performed by Yohko is a beautifully timed, paced, and executed song. And the ending is just fucking perfect, every thing about this show is fucking perfect I love it, you should love it  you should have sex with this and make clever spin-offs.

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin: SCARING THE LITTLE GIRRL                                                                          

PREDICTING THE FUTURE - THIS IS THE END

Sooooooooooo, beautiful ok who do we got Seth Rogen, David Buchemi, James Franco, Jonah Harris and more guys that made either great movies like SUPERBAD or bad movies like FUCKIN GREEN HORNET.  Well from what I can gather, the plot is six friends that are COMEDY LORDS are trying to survive the apocalypses,with some funny humor well not that funny.... well not funny at all.
Why did I praise superbad. Ok back to review the idea is good but if they fuck up in any way I will report I'm actually hyped to watch this.

This is That ANGRY Guy In the shades sayin: GET YOUR ASS TO MARS    

A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC RAILGUN S- (TOARU KAGAKU NO RAILGUN S)

What can I say I live this anime my god is it good created by Kazuma Kamachi who also created Toaru Majutsu no Index (A Certain Magical Index). It's the continuation of the first season Toaru Kagaku No Railgun this time it focuses on the Sister arc a secret underground organization that is trying to create a level 6 esper (The god with a mortal body) under the code name level 6 shift.

After Mikoto Misaka finds out about the sister arc and ( SPOILER), when she was a kid and tracks down a sister she met earlier and finds that (SPOILER) named accelerator.

The op theme performed by the Fripside is actually a very energetic song seeing the original only my railgun performed by the same band would have been good but idc.   

Final analysis: This anime is great you can't say nothing about it the animation is on par with the first season but one problem (SPOILER) THE ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW UP TO THIS POINT! The action sequences are done flawlessly and perfectly the jokes while mild are ok but the sub plots are place soooo precisely written that they intertwine with the main plot The Sister Arc, I can honestly say watch the first season then the spin-off series Toaru Majutsu no Index then watch this in that exact order.

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin:  Bond, James Bond      

Idiot, Tests and Summoned Beasts- (Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu)

Hey I've never reviewed an Ecchi before so hey lets dive into the Japanese humor and see what this anime is about.

Created by Kenji Inoue, the show centers around a boy (no surprise there) named Akihisa Yoshii  known in the entire school as the idiot. He attends Fumizuki Academy, were the staff hates you and still believe in segregation. They divide the studens in classes on the entrance test scores class A-F or class E if you got in by sports. 

They have the most advanced computer system where they can 'Summon Beasts' or little avatars and they fight class vs class and can get cool stuff from other classes like desks or chairs or cappuccino machines.

The op created by Natsuko Aso is slowly paced and enjoyable and introduces all the characters in a weird calm acid trip 

         

With only thirteen eps it's funny and entertains and is watchable the subbed is what I would recommend  to watch instead of the dubbed though some of the VA's are good if you are curious go and watch it dubbed.

Final analysis: Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu is a good anime the animation is flowing while the art and backgrounds are ok, the characters will have in depth while some just stay the same and our sub characters do get some form of reckoning but minor till the next season Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu Ni, where they do give insight into our characters but they don't dissolve on the comedy though the ecchi if you can call it  that are minor and they focus more on comedy so enjoy the show watch the second season if you enjoy it. If I am out of the angry mood and wondering why I didn't post this yesterday I was at a party and I came home late. 

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin: fuck i'm tired so pick one 

      

My Teenage RomCom SNAFU- (Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru)

This is so epic that... i have to do it again

An actual show where they make the characters 3-D and pay attention to mock a genre that a million or billion teens, tweens, and break-up victims will be jerking off to.

The whole story is basically a romance comedy but is also mocking the basic idea by throwing in as much possibilities for sooooooo much porn and fan-fics. Well it's about an antisocial high school student named Hikigaya Hachiman with a distorted view on life and no friends or girlfriend.When he sees his classmates talking excitedly about living adolescent lives he mutters, There a bunch of liars. When he is asked about his future dreams, he responds, Not working. A teacher gets (or forces) Hachiman to join the volunteer service club, which happens to have the school's sexeiest girl, Yukinoshita Yukino. 

Have you noticed the bad pattern yet no well...sorry retard. 

Anyway the show is just ok, I mean it's nothing to get over excited but the show really start off with a poem (sort of)  a verry, verry, depressing but intellectual poem that I verry much enjoyed.

His sensei (teacher) punching him in the face, two hot girls  (one who is too socially active/ one who is really smarter than him), a guy with a mental deficiency, a guy who from first look is a girl, a bitch and her followers (who have small to no personality). 

Wow I feel that i'm making fun of the good anime, well here are the goods to it 

the opening(op)  Yukitoki performed by Nagi Yanagi is calm good wholesome and really accents the show 

Have you noticed it yet... no, worthless

FINAL ANALYSIS: Well the animation is well placed but this show would care less it's the dialog that you have to listen for or read whatever you do during anime IDK IDC. The romance is done to mock the romantic genre by actually pointing out the problems but you just can't help but get invested, the soundtracks for this is great, the calm relaxing tone then the hyping up to start the show from the last cliffhanger oh, the cliffhangers are so suspenseful almost as close to the suspense from school days. Yeah  SCHOOL DAYS I'm being serious here that show ended with a fuckin beheading. I cant wait for the new episode (ep) to arrive already 

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades sayin: I'M BATMAN

P.S. the names of the characters rhyme with each other anyway *transformer noise* I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN              

PREDICTING THE FUTURE- TURBO

From the creators of the BEST FUCKING MOVIES!!!!! And funded by the BEST FUCKING STUDIO, IS TURBO. Why in gods name is this move being created, this was made with two best movie directors fucking KUNG-FU PANDA AND SWEET LOVING MADAGASCAR.

From what I can gather a SNAIL A FUCKING SNAIL is transfused with nitros and is captured by    worthless character man, and he goes to race.   

    That one clip related to nothing I'm saying sums up every single thing that I hate about the concept GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE.

IT'S EXACTLY LIKE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES.

When this comes out I will update this shit storm with what I think of this 

I'm that ANGRY guy in the shades saying:  SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON  

HOTD- HIGH SCHOOL OF THE DEAD

Um... it's fine. well not really fine I find it, kinda, sorta, like a.  

 No I don't hate it, well I do but I like it. For those of you who have know idea what i'm talking about

TIME FOR AN EXPLANATION

The show centers around a group of teenagers trying to survive WWZ(World War Zombie). This group is made up of our main characters Takashi Komuro, Rei Miyamoto, Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi, Kohta Hirano, Shizuka Marikawa, and Alice Maresato. 

So an anime about the end of the world and b00bs. Mostly boobs   

The manga and anime series Highschool of the Dead features a diverse range of characters designed by Shōji Satō with their storyline written by Daisuke Satō. The manga is an interesting read but y'all just gonna watch the anime after this. The whole concept of this is a bunch of teens and one adult (not trying to spoil it for anyone) if you can call her an adult

  (\ 0o0 /)  OK forget that statement 

The opening theme composed and performed by Kishida Kyoudan and the Akeboshi Rockets. while 

 

The ending and action song sequences are fine but don't match the scene right   

You just can't say that was ok and the op would automatically get you a hard on. But every time I watch this show sometimes I just can't stop snickering when the show wants to get serious, but feel something when there are heart warming effort placed even when the dialog sounds like a spork in a garbage disposal while a woman giving birth to triplets in the same room. 

Now the real problem the BOOBS 

        

(I don't know how the street fighter 2 theme got in but it kinda works) but this is the entire show play-dough silly-putty breast, panty shots and lolita  AIN'T THE JAPS GREAT :) 

Here's my analysis:

 The show is fine but you would care less cuz all you'd care about is the pantys boobs and boobs, The animation is ok it flows with moderate tempo the slow mo shots are done cartoonishly right, an OVA was done called "Drifters of the dead" they were trying for the second season and there is word of one but its a far away project hopefully for the summer of a 14 year old boy who discovers this show you can bet that his room will be repainted white that summer

I'm That ANGRY guy in the shades saying: OMG FEMINISIOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      

OVERLORD AT WORK ( HATARAKU MAOU-SAMA)

 

 

This is...

 

What can i say it awesome its a comedy, romance, shounen  about a demon lord being sent to modern day japan and stripped of his powers now he has to learn to co-operate in this societywhere magic doesn't exsist .

 

 Just when I lost faith in the japanese, they give birth to this beautiful, BEAUTIFUL ANIME. Now the desine, writing and joke excicution is that good of HAIYORU! NYARUKO-SAN.   YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS(WAIT)    IT'S AS GOOD AS NYARUKO?

 

A girl from another planet falls in love with an earthling and now protects him/ a demon lord from another world falls in love with the hero and they both protect each other....... IT ALMOST ALIKE! AT LEAST NYARUKO ADMITTED IT WAS A PARODY. Ok so therenot entirly alike but they do have the same desine and the same joke excicution I can overlook that but the whole demon lord hero thing has been done to death.

 

I mean is been used alot and i mean alot just some examples:

High School DxD

Maoyuu Maou Yuusha

OK SO THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES I KNOW SO FAR  BUT THIS IS STILL THE GREAT REDEMPTION TO THE WORLD OF ANIME. Thank you japan this, this was the big one the great one and I hope to god they continue.

 

Im that guy in the shades saying: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

PREDICTING THE FUTURE

Why diseny, why? Give me an answer why I shouln't come down there and RIP YOUR FUCKIN HEADS OFF, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

 

PLANES

 

 

 

 

 

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE HAVE I HERD  THIS F-ED UP CONSEPT IN MY LIFE, I WOULD RATHER GET SODOMISED  BY A RUSTY PIECE OF METAL THAN WATCH THIS.

LOOK I GOT THE NASCAR CONCEPT WITH CARS, I UNDERSTOOD THE "STORY OF JAMES BOND CAR THING" AND I STILL DON'T LIKE IT.

BUT WHEN YOU SAY THAT A 680 1/2 HORSEPOWER  PLANE THAT IS MEANT TO SPRAY INSECTISIDE AND HAS 1 PROPELLER IS AS FAST AS A FIGHTER JET!  OK JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND LET IT SINK IN........

   

IT'S GENISUS PURE GENISUS.

 

If I stab you, please promise me that, not only will it hurt, but you will die.

When this shitstorm of a movie comes out I will personally record my reaction to this frankenstine, abomination

Im that angry guy in the shades sayin YOLO.